Of Pontiffs, Patriots, Patriarchs, Regents, Redskins, and Rocky

I should make it clear that hanging high romans after your last name isn't all mass mailings and mistaken identity. Going over IV also has its benefits.

You're entering into elite company. Popes, Kings, Superbowls, and Sequels are your peers. It's also highly likely that you'll be able know when a movie was made if you watch the credits (plus, the Gaffer's mother will appreciate your hanging around). Once you cross the IV...
you might get to speak ex cathedra
your advertising revenues will be sky high
you very well might be someone's liege
Tommy Morrison might co-star

So strongly named men, get yourself a junior. To insure your name into posterity, link it to your prosperity (Cochranesque, No?). Whether by will, codicil, or rollover trust get your estate tied into your name.